OH No's, its St. Paddys Day!!!

[Talitha]

Citizens, unite!  Leprechauns have taken the last snake out of Ireland and made their escape to Jhelom.  The unruly little buggers have taken over the town.  They are tricky, they are wily, and most of them are drunk!  They have no mercy on man nor beast and will steal your last wooden nickel!  The Jhelom guards have been overrun and need your help.  Bolster your courage and make peace with your maker!