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Title: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Alder Ogham on March 22, 2007, 06:42:46 PM
Hullo All,

  The most incredible thing happened to me yesterday :-

  Whilst travelling along the motorway near Birmingham in the middle lane (traffic either side of us, 70-75 mph) a big bird (we think canadian goose) plummeted from the sky and through the widscreen, hitting me square in the face, bouncing off and into the back seat.

  As you can imagine, I'm a little shaken up, and have many cuts and some bruising... but for the scale of the impact and possible consequences, I'm relatively unharmed.

  Now, I have to decide what this means in terms of signs and portents as being hit by a 75mpg goose on the equinox is kinda a big one, and I also wanna know which deities to thank and which to shake my fist at - after all, I'm damn lucky to be alive, but also damn unlucky to have been in that place at that time.

  For those with a morbid curiosity, and those who are budding ornithologists who might like to verify the species, I've put a flickr album up of the vehicle and bird taken outside the hospital, which was luckily 5 minutes from the point on the motorway we were at.  Here's the url : http://www.flickr.com/photos/67331000@N00/sets/72157600016156618/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/67331000@N00/sets/72157600016156618/)
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Admin Acacia on March 22, 2007, 06:50:44 PM
Oh good heavens!! You are one lucky man.   Makes you wonder if the Amish horse and buggy might not be such a bad idea.
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Silverglade on March 22, 2007, 06:52:35 PM
Blame Loki, he's always causing trouble
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Damira on March 22, 2007, 06:56:34 PM
Wow. I don't know wether to react sorry for you (and your car), or impressed by the fact that a canadian goose (cause I think it is too) who travels south for winter was found on the other side of the ocean, and alone on top of that!

I hope everything is fine, though. I'd hate that canadians be blamed for sending their birds overseas ;D
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Forest Rithik on March 22, 2007, 07:05:16 PM
I find it amazing that you/ they allowed you to, brought the birds corpse with you (or so it looks) and that :-) :-D Interesting reminder of the incident. Oh and Did I mention that your the second Shard admin to be involved in a car accident that Rithik knows :-P
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Kydaer Shol on March 22, 2007, 07:18:20 PM
holy cow! ......... *not that that is the deity lol*....... but man hun..... *shakes head* glad you are ok *huggles*
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Alder Ogham on March 22, 2007, 07:20:12 PM
We didn't have much of a choice really, the bird ended up on the back seat and only fell out when my boss went in the back to retrieve my gym bag for a change of clothes from my rather yucky ones.
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Forest Rithik on March 22, 2007, 07:32:31 PM
Bet it was a nice surprise for your boss :-P
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Queen Karina on March 22, 2007, 08:32:03 PM
i hope you atleast cooked the bird and ate him up goose is supposed to be good
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Thane ir'Wyndan on March 22, 2007, 09:12:36 PM
I say thank all the deities then shake a fist at all of them, cover your bases man.  Any of them can swing a mischievous side.   ;D
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: todd0168 on March 22, 2007, 09:20:27 PM
All I can say is OMG and WOW.  I would have to say, seeing the state of your windshield, that you are very lucky indeed.

8)
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Amras on March 23, 2007, 01:42:56 AM
Wow, I am glad to hear that your fine. I hope everything pans out okay for you.
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Fangedwolf on March 23, 2007, 05:22:39 PM
Quote from: Prism on March 22, 2007, 06:56:34 PM
Wow. I don't know wether to react sorry for you (and your car), or impressed by the fact that a canadian goose (cause I think it is too) who travels south for winter was found on the other side of the ocean, and alone on top of that!

I hope everything is fine, though. I'd hate that canadians be blamed for sending their birds overseas ;D

The canada goose is actually a native of Britain now
http://www.rspb.org.uk/birds/guide/c/canadagoose/index.asp
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Loco Moco on March 28, 2007, 04:18:59 PM
Geeze, i wonder what the insurence company will say when they see your car....
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Damira on March 28, 2007, 04:30:31 PM
"Read the small characters at the bottom of the contract, accidents caused by canadian gooses are not covered."
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Jazmyn on April 01, 2007, 04:03:21 PM
Oh my stars!!  That is just wild!!  I'm very glad you are alright.

Take care.
~Jaz~
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Gotrek on April 01, 2007, 05:16:54 PM
Welll I am glad you are OK. Such an ordeal. And expensive I am sure.  Maybe its a new school for birds. "Kamakazi Geese from Over The Pond" Sounds like a great movie title. *motions to secretary* Get me tarintino and Depalma on the phone!!!
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Alaric McCree on April 11, 2007, 12:43:09 PM
I am glad you are ok. The look of your windshield shows how devastating it could have been to you physically as well. What a story you have to tell now, although I am sure you would not have ever had the story occur in the first place. All I can say now is...


Watch out for falling geese!!
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: treyline on April 13, 2007, 03:23:36 AM
gooses? *giggles* lol........ I like getting goosed especially by Canadians *kidding ya*
Title: Re: Alder's Amazing Automotive Accident
Post by: Mikael on April 25, 2007, 12:31:42 AM
Don't mess with our Geese man they fight dirty. I ran at one once to scare it away but I ended up running them are some hard pecking birds! Glad to hear your alright. Would love to call the insurance company for that. "Hi I would like to make a claim on my smashed windshield" "Alright what happened" "Oh not to much... A goose crashed through it at 75mph" "Alrighty let me just... wait what did you just say?"