SH Parody songs (Warning written by a heavily Sleep Deprived Rithik)

[Forest Rithik]

Was bored after spending 2 days awake and listening to the same set of tracks and thus decided to make parodies of them using my experiance as a Oldbie on a new fangled account in a world gone to pot

Tainted Love Lyrics (Tainted Grief UO Returners Edition)


Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into that corpse of mine
The love we shared
Seems to go nowhere
And now I've lost my nightsight
For Its seem when I turn, Keely never sleeps at night

(chorus)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll have to run from you
This tainted grief you've given
You've taken all the shinnies I could give you
Touch my gears and then I'll have to cry
Oh...tainted grief
Tainted grief

Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want to keep my corpse from me
To make things right
You'll need someone to bash you right
And I'll think Thane is to blame
But I guess he's too busy for that anyway

(chorus...)
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll have to run from you
This tainted grief you've given
You've taken all the shinnies I could give you
Touch my gears and then I'll have to cry
Oh...tainted grief
Tainted grief

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you lag me
I love you though you cheat me so
Now I'm going to pack my shinnies and go
Tainted grief, tainted grief (x2)
Touch me baby, tainted grief (x2)
Tainted grief (x3)

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Sweet Dreams (Rithik Edition)

Shweet driems ur med uv dis
Uo em ee ta desagre?
Trav'vul da wurled en da sevin Cees
Evrybudies lukin fer sumeting
Sum uv dem wunt ta use mur shinnies
Sum uv dem wunt ta get ouor shinnies
Sum uv dem wunt ta clump ouo
Sum uv dem wunt ta be clumped bi ouo

Shweet driems ur med uv dis
Uo em ee ta desagre?
Trav'vul da wurled en da sevin Cees
Evrybudies lukin fer sumeting
Sum uv dem wunt ta use mur shinnies
Sum uv dem wunt ta get ouor shinnies
Sum uv dem wunt ta clump ouo
Sum uv dem wunt ta be clumped bi ouo

Ee wunn'a use ouor shinnies en clump ouo
Es wunn'a nuu wuts edcide ouo
(Whispering) urld ouor hed up, muven' un
Kep ouor hed up, muven' un
urld ouor hed up, muven' un
Kep ouor hed up, muven' un
urld ouor hed up, muven' un
Kep ouor hed up, muven' un
Muven' un!

Shweet driems ur med uv dis
Uo em ee ta desagre?
Trav'vul da wurled en da sevin Cees
Evrybudies lukin fer sumeting
Sum uv dem wunt ta use mur shinnies
Sum uv dem wunt ta get ouor shinnies
Sum uv dem wunt ta clump ouo
Sum uv dem wunt ta be clumped bi ouo

Ee gunn'a use ouor shinnies en clump ouo
Ee gunn'a nuu wuts edcide ouo
Gunn'a use ouor shinnies en abuse you
Ee gunn'a nuu wuts edcide ouo

[AFU]

OMG!

I love the Rithik orcanian version of "Sweet Dreams" !



Lat du guud Rithik!

Loff'ta dink lat aut tu sung dat tugevur wid da nu wif Gu'rgess!

Latz culd bii da nuw urk verjun ub "Sonny & Cher"!

Har har!

[Admin Acacia]

These are too hilarious.   I see why Gu'rgess saw you as quite the catch.

[todd0168]

OMG these are just too darn funny.  Way to go Rithik.

[Damira]

You really should record Rithink's version of Sweet Dreams.

[Reasey]

Hehe, Im wonderin if I should sing a song in Rease-ish and we can start ourselves a tribute band together.

I can just see it now!

"Rithik and that one drunk guy! Live tonight only!"

[Forest Rithik]

Thank you for the comments and so forth, I don't think I have it in me to type this in real time via ingame IM though >.< I am too slow.

But the band thing sounds C'ting.

Here are two more,

The Specials-Ghost Town (ToG edition)

ToG town, is coming like a ghost town
All the towers have been pulled down
Tombi place, is coming like a ghost town
Even Rithik won't build there no more
too much inactivity within the town walls

Do you remember the good old days
Before the end of ToG?
Anu would bash and die,
And then ask memebers dun ferget the Angel

ToG town, is coming like a ghost town
Why must Rithik be left to fight against himself?
Temple crumbling with the coffers untouched on the shelf
Tombi place, is coming like a ghost town
No member to be found to save the coffers
Can't go on no more
Rithiks wants his shinnies

ToG town, is coming like a ghost town
ToG town, is coming like a ghost town
ToG town, is coming like a ghost town
ToG town, is coming like a ghost town

(Next one needs refining and I keep getting interuptions..so I'll post it later)

[Forest Rithik]

Okies, yet again sleep deprived *Blames keely for the addiction*

Here are several more:

Air "RUN" (Players Edition "Lag")

Oh noes
Don't start that
I was Running...

Get off me
Or I'll become sad
When I Lag

Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...

All the time
I am lying
On my chest

Better get ressed
This is bad
When I Lag

Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...

Don't be like this
While fighting on the hills
Of the Isht

Don't freeze up
It looks strange
when they divvy up

Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...Lag...

Stop that thought
Stay in Mag
Oh noes

The client froze
Bah, They left me...
Now I'm dead

Dead...Dead...Dead...Dead...Dead...Dead...Dead...Dead...Dead...



Air "BIOLOGICAL"  (Thane Edition)

Thousands of Wyrms
Their only [young]s
Its Thane!

Some Banksitters
Billions of gerbils
Again its Thane!

*^&^*(
That's what he wants you to say

Your blood he wants
Thats what his splode macro is for

Jail
Now I know why I feel being in Jail while he's around is bad
Those summons
He wants your shinnies

Your death-cries
The thought, your head, your bones
Thats what he takes
Why all these things I don't know

Let's make sure our houses are set to priv when we afk
All around with you Thane travels your not safe

Thane lurks
I don't know why that wyrm is sat outside the newb dungeon
Ask Thane
But he wants your stuff beware!

   

[Forest Rithik]

*Uses Latent Necromancy abilities to Revive Dead thread*

New song: A Parody based on a Parody

Urkish Paradise by Rithik (Based on Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic)

As Rithik walks through the zone where Rithik farms for fame
Rithik takes a look at Rithik's stuff and realise its over powered
But thats just perfect for an Urk like Rithik
You know Urks shuns fancy things like balance
At 4:30 in the morning Rithik is farming arties
A Miner feeds the chickens and Loff'ta plows... fool
And Rithik been Farming and Clumping so long that
Even Thane thinks that Rithik's mind as gone
Rithik's a Urk of the land, Rithik is into discipline
Got a Stick in his hands and a lucky Urk in his pack
But if Rithik finish all of his farms and the Urks finish theirs
Then tonight Rithik will bank sit like its 1099

Urks been spending most our lives
Living in an Urkish paradise
Rithik's stole augments once or twice
Living in an Urkish paradise
Its hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Urkish paradise
We sell artifacts at a discount price
Living in an Urkish paradise

A annoying player stole Rithik's kill last week
Rithik just smiled at him and Rithik turned the other cheek
Rithik really don't care, in fact Rithik wish him well
cause Rithik will be laughing Rithik's mask off when Rithik catches him in Fel
But Rithik hasn't never clumped a newb even if he deserved it
An Urk with a tude?
You know thats unheard of
Rithik never wear shirts but Rithik got a cool mask
And other Urks agree
Rithik really look good in neons... fool
If you come to Urk land, you'll be bored to tears
Us Urks haven't even paid the land rent in 3000 years
But Urks aren't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
Were just linguistically impaired

There's no Trammel, no guards, no PKs
Not a single luxury
Like Pre-T2A
Urk land is as primitive as can be

Urks been spending most their lives
Living in an Urkish paradise
Urks just plain and simple things
Living in an Urkish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Urkish paradise
Urks don't fight, they all play nice
Living in an Urkish paradise

Taking out the swampy, theiving lots of shinnies
Raided a spawn on Monday, soon Rithik'll raid another
Think you're really capable?
Think you're idle at heart?
Well, Rithik know Rithik a million times as lazy as thou art
Rithik the pious Urk the little Urkish wanna be like
Around Rithik knees day and night scoring points for Rithik's next life
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, Rithik might have to get medieval on your heinie

Urks been spending most their lives
Living in an Urkish paradise
Urks not crazy hummie knights
Living in an Urkish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Urkish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Urkish paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

[Norhand Waveharp]

Ok guys those are hilarious. but I really think someone needs to take a nap.. Sleep Deprivation is not always a good thing   

[Cpt_Starfox]

  My boss is probly over there wondering what in the world is so funny LOL LOL ROFLOL    Too good Rithik - Too good