New Financial Plan

[Admin Acacia]

  All of us in the US realize our financial situation is in very bad shape.    Here is a new plan that might have some merit.


If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock one year ago, you
would have $49 left;

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000;

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left;

BUT, if you purchased $1,000 worth of BEER one year ago, drunk all of
the beer, then turned in the cans of aluminum for a REFUND, you would
have $214 in CASH.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

[Morwen Aldarion]

ROFL, ROFL - my parents have been utilizing that plan for years now.  And people are just now starting to catch on?