Uhm. Well, let's see... Where to start...
I can't use the custom patches. For some horrible reason, my computer won't allow me to connect to ANY server [except for a local 127.0.0.1 server] via UOGateway.
My second option was to try through Razor. I CAN connect through Razor, but there's no way to use the custom patches.
After that, I tried to use ConnectUO. I can connect just fine through it, but I get some nasty little errors, which I'll post below in screenshots.
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/Corsair_Razion/1.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/Corsair_Razion/2.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/Corsair_Razion/3.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/Corsair_Razion/4.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/Corsair_Razion/5.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/Corsair_Razion/6.jpg
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n80/Corsair_Razion/7.jpg
Any help would be much appreciated. :]