Pink Robes & Gremlins (Mur Shinnies)

[Forest Rithik]

I wrote this wierd thing recently as a return story for my Necromancer on another shard, but since Forest's Jester suite was basically two tone white/ pink thought it would be relavent here too for one I remake him.


There was a rumbeling of something in the firmament and sky cleared causing blazing rays of mana and sunlight to fall upon a small thicket of trees located somewhere in the woods outside of Trinsic.

Nearby, the ruins of a long abandoned building began to shimmer and become surrounded in a seemingly lifelike sea of frigid essence. A Nearby Urk watched on as it Frolicked and played with its Shinnies whilst taking shelter in a small crevasse.

A few feet away a young Gremlin came out of the woods and entered a area of woodland that had been cut away, attracted by the strange looking Blue fluid and lights it had witnessed. The Gremlin cackled something and then walked away towards the forest and a nearby rocky outcrop.

As the sky began to clear up the blue essence dissipated and the Urk came out of the crevasse and proceded to walk toward the ruins hoping to look around the ruins in the hope of finding more loot. As the Urk neared the ruins it became essitent to just walk in without making sure the scary blue water had gone.

Within a few minutes the Urk wondered off towards the trees. After a short time the trees began to shake violently and raised voices and animalistic grunts and squeels could be heard:


"Burgh Mog hanug mur shinnies!"

"Meep, Ileep Ileeeeep Meeep"

"Fiidog Onat blaraagh"

"Eaaep"

The Bushes began to move rapidly and the Urk emerged carrying the now half dead Gremlin. As the Urk neared the ruins he sniffed the air and looked around before mubling to himself:

"Mur Shinnies"

With no remorse for the Gremlins wellbeing or that off its own shinnies he through the Gremlin towards the ruins. The poor hapless Gremlin hit the floor just under one of the remaining corner walls of the ruin and tried to move but was too weak.

The Urk saw that nothing bad had happened to the pitiful Gremlin and entered the ruins, as he rumaged around he found various peices of paper many of them with crude pictures of trees and building drawn on them each with its own X, whilest others mentioned various things like The key to easy gold and Immortality.

Uncaring for the chicken scratch of Hummies he knocked them to the floor and carried on rummaging around treading the parchments into the mud and rubble of the building.

AFter a few more moments of searching the Urk came across a small box. The Urk became excited and quickly snatched it and went back to its crevasse. After many hours of crumping the box the Urk became angry at the fact it wouldn't open and went to look for the Gremlin he had beaten up earlier.

After a short search he found the half conscious Gremlin hiding in the ruins:

"Ouo get Shinnies, fwom bocks frer Gurg'ess"

The Gremlin squeecked and tried fleeing but the Urk was too quick and picked it up and took it to the cave. After reiterating the demand and threats numerous times the Gremlin finally casted unlock on the box.

"Mur shinnies, wrog magug gog bar"

The Urk then kicked the Gremlin out of the cave and went to claim what ever lied in the box. As the Urk peered into the box....there was a click...


BOOOM, the Urk realed back scorched and singed, it began wondering dazed and confused around the dark cave and fell into a corner.

"Orogog fidowmug...ee nyo diee"

As the Urks life force began to fade, the box rattled and shoock. Coins, books and pink clothing fell out of it.

As a set of bracelets fell out of the box there was a loud wooshing noise and the Gremlin raised its head and saw the blue essence again, but now it oozed from the box it had opened.

Curiosity got the better of the Gremlin and it crawled towards the box. Suddenly the rattling stopped and the box fell over spilling many different items onto the cave floor.

The Gremlin saw a brightly coloured staff it was shimmering and seemed to heb and flow with unknown powers...

The staff drew the poor hapless Gremlin closer with its seemingly endless power, hooked on the sensations it was feeling the Gremlin picked up the staff and made its way towards the cave entrance.

As it came to the entrance there was a noise:

"Bworog Gog fiddog Mur"

The Gremlin screamed and flailed the staff around trying the fend off the scorched Urk. But it seemed hopeless..but then suddenly the staff hit the Urk in the neck and the Urk fell over grey as a bone, dead.

Intrigued by its victory the Gremlin went to look at the dead Urk. As it neared the charred grey corpse the corpse began to move. Frightend the Gremlin tried dropping the staff but couldn't.

The Corpse of the Urk clambered to its feet and and raised its arms out infront of it and just stood there starting at the Gremling. The Gremlin squeecked and fled to the crevasse and hid under the pink clothing.

After a few moments the Gremlin decided to try to have a look out of its hiding spot but suddenly couldn't get out of the clothing, the Pink clothing started to become entangled around the Gremlin as it thrashed around it felt a cold hand feeling on its shoulder but there was nothing there but the clothing.

Frantically the Gremlin thrashed around and became increasing weak. The clothing closed around the doomed Gremlin and everything went black for it.

The clothing began to take shape and out fell the corpse of the drained Gremlin. As the clothing neared their original condition they began to fill out and the staff that seemed welded to the Gremlins hand now snapped up vertically aswell as the clothing as if held and worn by an invisible being.

A faint image/ appearance could be increasingly seen inside the clothing...A hand appeared, then some hair till there seemed to be no doubt the being was no longer a ghost or force.

Scratching his goatie and cliping back is waist length hair the man claimed his possessions and rasied the Gremlin as a zombie. Quickly he gathered up the Urk zombie and set off-towards a nearby City.