Da Urkz iz in da shak!

[Valius]

You see the following written on what you hope is deer hide, nailed to a discarded goat skull in Magincia.




(Basically, we're looking for serious Orc players who aren't human huggers and want to roleplay proper Orcs  . Find Gurznik in game to ask about it.)

[Forest Rithik]

Huw meni shinnies dem sky gudz giv ouo ta hav dat upawation ur dem tel ouo, ouo get shinnies wen ouo becum Urk ?

(Hummie Translation for Valius as asked by Valius :-P)

How many Gold them sky gods give you to have that Operation, ur they tell you, you get gold when you become Urk.

[Rhatoqtrax]

*suspiciously inspects the hide and shrugs*

Ack, them orcs are back in our lands !

*realizes he has to increase the town defences for an expectable orc invasion and rushes off*

P.S.: Hehe, really nice graphics that !

[Valius]

P.S.: Hehe, really nice graphics that !

I started making something that looked fancy and cool, but then realised it was an Orc writting it, so it looks like crap for a reason

[Bezel]

Bezel walks up to the sign recognizing the scrawling as being definitely orc. His Wolfin senses perking up when he gets close enough. His sense of smell tells him this isn't scribbled on Elk flesh. Human? Wolf? The scent is familiar but still vague in his memory...

Bezel walks away heading East, A Ranger's dagger with the tassel of Skara Brae tethered to the Hilt sticks in sign.

A clear Message. Orcs will not be tolerated in Skara Brae.